hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

shoggothtan:

I can’t believe I’m sexually attracted to anime characters my life is a fucking mess

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

One day, you’ll just be a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.

(via psych-facts)